What. The. Actual. Fuck.

"Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt) 05/23/2016 at 11:18 • Filed to: Lolcat

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Nice Hellcat Charger, right? Keep looking.

Hmm that’s odd. It doesn’t have the Hellcat badge on the side.....

Is that an SXT badge?!?!?!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS??????

So yeah. It’s an SXT with a Hellcat appearance package. I just can’t even with this.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:21

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This makes my head hurt

petebmwm > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:24

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Why not, everyone else is doing it... m sport for bmw, Amg sport for benz.. f sport for Lexus.... etc

EL_ULY > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:25

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Maybe it’s a Hellcat with an SXT badge for extra stealthness. Just like E63 AMG cars with E350 badges. If true in this case, I dig it sooo much!

If I had a Hellcat, first thing i’d do is pull the cat badges off.

Lol i’d put a Hello Kitty decal in its place :]

Meatcoma > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:26

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The second picture down, the space between the rear rotors and the wheel looks like it’s wearing donks lol. SO much space. Would have been my first clue.

Matt Nichelson > petebmwm 05/23/2016 at 11:26

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It’s just so wrong though!

StingrayJake > petebmwm 05/23/2016 at 11:27

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Corvette Grand Sport w/ Z06 widebody/aero

Matt Nichelson > EL_ULY 05/23/2016 at 11:27

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This is why I like you. You make me laugh.

petebmwm > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:27

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Agreed, but mission accomplished, someone bought it. That’s all that matters.

petebmwm > StingrayJake 05/23/2016 at 11:29

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OK, this one I would buy, I drove my brothers z06 and it’s stupid... it’s to much power...it wants to kill you!!!

Tripper > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:31

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All that space behind the rear wheel was the first thing that I noticed. Def not hellcat brakes

chaozbandit > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:32

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Its like the guys in Europe who put A4 TDI badges on their RS4 Avants. All for a chuckle!

OR IS IT.

TheHondaBro > petebmwm 05/23/2016 at 11:32

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Hellsport?

Matt Nichelson > petebmwm 05/23/2016 at 11:33

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If you’re gonna go, may as well go big. Sliding through the pearly gates backwards and on fire is a heck of an entrance.

petebmwm > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:35

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Or go unnoticed into hell.....

Wobbles the Mind > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:36

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I can’t imagine someone spent the money on a new front end and the brass monkey wheels for their SXT. However, I can imagine someone taking the badges off of their Hellcat and putting an SXT badge on the back so that people don’t bother them at gas stations and red lights.

Matt Nichelson > chaozbandit 05/23/2016 at 11:37

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ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:38

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haha right? brakes are a dead give away, the rear rotor is only barely bigger then the hub. Not very hellcat-y

Matt Nichelson > petebmwm 05/23/2016 at 11:41

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Ha! This is true.

Jonathan Harper > EL_ULY 05/23/2016 at 11:41

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would be amazink

Matt Nichelson > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper 05/23/2016 at 11:43

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Definitely was one of those moments where it was so stupid it was funny. I can’t believe somebody would go to those lengths for a lower end version.

Takuro Spirit > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 11:48

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Looks like the GM had one too many margaritas next door to allow that monstrosity to be built.....

shop-teacher > EL_ULY 05/23/2016 at 11:51

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Years ago I smashed the right rear quarter panel of my truck. I didn’t have the money to fix it, so I drove it as is for like 9 months. A couple days after I smashed it, my wife put a Hello Kitty band-aid on it. It never fell off! Got a lot of laughs out of people too.

EL_ULY > shop-teacher 05/23/2016 at 11:57

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LOL!!! Nice! It lets people know that it was an accident and you’re working on repairing it in a rad manner :] And yes, band-aids are hella strong now a days. I had one on this dent on my Audi. Weather be damned, them shits are strong

StingrayJake > petebmwm 05/23/2016 at 12:08

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I’m driving a Z06 on a track in about a week. RIP me.

StingrayJake > petebmwm 05/23/2016 at 12:10

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But if they’d stuck an LS7 in the new GS... *SWOON*

petebmwm > StingrayJake 05/23/2016 at 12:30

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small throttle inputs, dont mash it. it’s fucking dangerous.

Pyrochazm > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 13:17

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Reminds me of highschool, all the ricer kids would try to convince you that their red Integra was a real type R. Or even sillier, the guys that would replace the DX badge with an EX badge on their civics.

Matt Nichelson > Pyrochazm 05/23/2016 at 13:20

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Or even worse still, an Si badge.

citizennick > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 13:47

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Don’t they offer R/T appearance packages for even the lowest trim available? I had no idea they would go as far as offering a Hellcat appearance package on these, though.

Pyrochazm > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 14:09

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Yup! Or a vetec sticker on a Chevy Beretta, with the explanation “it’s an experimental joint project between Honda and GM to test out vetec technology on a larger car"

PushToStart > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 14:29

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Those tires look painted on, my god.

Matt Nichelson > Pyrochazm 05/23/2016 at 14:56

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Ha! That’s a good one.

Matt Nichelson > citizennick 05/23/2016 at 14:58

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I believe you are correct. And I agree. I don’t see how this could have been anything more than a shop’s work.

Master Cylinder > Pyrochazm 05/23/2016 at 17:53

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I remember someone in my high school lot had an Escalade GT-R. That was probably the fastest car in the world, I’ll bet.

ranwhenparked > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 19:13

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All that, and the wheels/tires are still the worst thing about it.

hike > citizennick 05/23/2016 at 19:20

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They do. It’s called the Rallye package. It blacks out the front bumper below the grill and adds a spoiler, as well as 5hp. The R/t still has different wheels and the R/T Road & Track has even more unique wheels and R/T badge in the grill.

Pyrochazm > Master Cylinder 05/23/2016 at 20:43

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Escalade GTR huh? Did you ask him him if it was the twin or single turbo? I once saw a 99 or so mustang with that badge. I really wanted to ask him about it but we were in traffic.

Nauraushaun > Matt Nichelson 05/23/2016 at 23:34

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Bah, this is half the job of the Hellcats. To drive up the image of the pleb-spec cars.

It’s a shame, but without the image and associated sales they expect these sorts of cars to generate, we wouldn’t have them at all. I’m sure enough the Hellcat’s profits alone aren’t keeping it on the market.

Matt Nichelson > Nauraushaun 05/23/2016 at 23:45

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I agree and I think the same goes for the ZL1 Camaro to a certain extent. I would say Dodge has them beat in terms of publicity, bit that could change when the new ZL1 comes out.